someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
DM: So as you swing your axe the gelationous cube pulls you in with it. What do you do?
Large Size Fighter: I begin to swallow it, I have Iron-Stomach. *Rolls two nat 20’s in a row and then max damage*
DM: In true Beerfest fashion your drinking force creates a cyclone of air in the beast as you stomach it whole.
Sounds like Kirby to me.
Dispatchwork, Lego street art around the world by Jan Vormann.
#the aperture science computer aided enrichment center would like to kindly ask you to not break the laws of physics during your testing period #if you feel the need to wreak such existential mayhem #please equip the patented singularity proof aperture science communication device to document your excruciating demise #friends and family will be awarded with a complementary plaque for your contribution to Science (via emitter-of-learjets)
I feel like I should note that if portals are allowed to accelerate relative to their “other end”, you can also use them to build a time machine.
Come Together/Royals - The Beatles & Lorde
#the first note of come to together hit my ears and a tear dropped
this is it. the mashup to end all mashups
All my friends help out in their own way! Rubik helps fix the plows, Melony is on seed duty, Sunshine Morning boosts morale with the coffee cart, Marigold helps the Mayor with the accounting, and I’m on ice breaking duty!
Artwork by CrisPokeFan
Yes, jokes are an excellent technique used to break the ice.
A++, would hire again for role of Person Who Can No Longer Bear the Vapidity That Surrounds Him.
Reblogging for Aardman Animation.
"It’s us! Why do we look like dorks?"
Watch the preview to March 14’s episode here c:
Okay, now I gotta watch this.