You fucked up you seriously fucked up.
actual photo of maryland
Rise of the Crustaceans.
Category 0.5 kaiju.
Category 0.5 Kaiju
cue the bllions of fanboy tears
I like it
"It’s currently unclear who exactly is filling the role of Thor going forward, as the original character wasn’t gender-swapped."
“No longer is the classic male hero able to hold the mighty hammer, Mjölnir, a brand new female hero will emerge will who will be worthy of the name THOR.”
"And this new Thor isn’t a temporary female substitute – she’s now the one and only Thor, and she is worthy!" "
" "This is not She-Thor. This is not Lady Thor. This is not Thorita. This is THOR. This is the THOR of the Marvel Universe."
meanwhile DC’s like “we love ubisoft”
do you know how many sad fanboy comments i read whining about how this messes up the mythology omg i just wanna roll in them this is so golden
making asgard a floating island in space is a-ok but oh my gosh dONT YOU TAKE AWAY DAT PENIS
This is pretty fuckin cool
Well at least it’ll be an easy point to start reading from if you’re new. It’s a pain in the ass finding somewhere to start from all the old stuff
FUCK YOU OMG
i had no idea what to expect and burst out laughing at the result.
THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES!
Kids Are Given Game Boys, Feel Instant Sadness
Ah, Game Boys. Forget your 3DS and your iPad mini: there was a day when these handheld hunks of 8-bit glory owned the playground. But these kids don’t remember it so watch the full hilarious video of their reactions to the original Game Boy here.
(Source: The Fine Brothers)
this is the grandfather of everything
Oh, wow. I feel ancient.
I watched the video.
Then I posted a journal with it in a Game Boy journal skin.
Ron always just ****ing knows
If you remember, Ron was always weirdly good with Divination. Whenever he’d joke about a possible outcome, it would eventually happen in some roundabout way!
There’s actually a whole point about this in these Harry Potter analysis books I used to read obsessively. Two of their cardinal rules of HP foreshadowing are “Hermione is always right, except when she’s emotional” and “Ron is always wrong, except when he’s joking”. This actually plays out pretty frequently in the series if you look for it!
Hey Jude in minor key instead of major, almost sounds like a different song!